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jautrība un/vai realitāte :)))))))))))))))


kinderbueno | 26.05.2008. - 00:14:04 | Diskusija lasīta 2508 reizes

THE GAY WEBSITE TRANSLATOR --->

‘Bi-sexual means’ ‘I once snogged a woman when pissed’.

‘Looking for discretion’ means ‘I’m a married father of 3, wife doesn’t know.’

‘My wife knows’ means ‘She found my profile’.

‘In a long term relationship’ means ‘I’m looking for another’.

‘We’re a gay couple’ means ‘We have threesomes.’

‘Not into one nighters’ means ‘I’ve only ever had them’.

‘Stocky’ means ‘slightly overweight with bitch tits!’.

‘Hung 18 y/o virgin wants cam’ means ‘salivating pensioner on the other end’.

‘Virgin’ means ‘Slapper’.

‘Looking for my first gay experience’ means ‘today’.

‘Curious and open minded’ means ‘…because I’m currently in denial’.

‘We love each other’ means ‘We fuck other people’.

SOOOO TROOOO! :)
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ahiley | 28.05.2008. - 19:51:45

manupraat, jautraa realitaate... :D
budists | 28.05.2008. - 21:48:05

uzrakstit jau var daudz ko!
nenem pa pilnu visu to kinderbueno!!!
saligiator | 29.05.2008. - 11:15:37

jautri!
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