Dranjkjoskops
abbateicis | 10.10.2009. - 11:36:50 | Views: 5410
AUNS –Impulsīvais draņķis.
Un ar to viss pateikts. Uzreiz pēc pastrādātā vai nu lūdz piedošanu-
skaļi, ar pelnu bēršanu uz galvas un tamlīdzīgiem teatrālajiem efektiem
( lai nākamajā dienā atkal ķertos pie vecā), vai nu Nelūdz- “lepnums
neļauj”.
Atrunas: “Uznāca kaut kas”, “Velns mani dīdīja”.
VĒRSIS – Apdomīgs draņķis.
Pilnīgs pretstats Aunam.Var nejautāt: “Tu sajēdz, ko dari?” Un vēl kā
sajēdz. Iepriekš jau aprēķinājis, kur sist, lai būtu sāpīgāk.
Atrunas: “Tu to esi pelnījis”.
DVĪŅI – Vieglprātīgs draņķis.
Bieži vien vienkārši nesaprot, ka uzvedas kā dranķis( pusotra smadzeņu
izliekuma kaut kā nevirza uz savas darbības analīzi). Par izdarīto
aizmirst jau pēc 5 minūtēm.
Atrunas: “Tu ko apvainojies? KĀPĒC?”
VĒZIS- Viss-No-Sevis-Visnelaimīgākais draņķis.
Tas esat jūs –dranķis, bet viņš – nevainīgais upuris. Un tā būs
vienmēr, pat ja draņķību uz viņa rēķina būs desmit reizes vairāk, nekā
uz jūsu. Vēl vairāk-viņš parūpēsies par to, lai visa pasaule uzzinātu,
kā jūs ar viņu, nabadziņu, nekrietni apejaties.
Atrunas: “Tu mani piespiedi to darīt”.
LAUVA – Sevī iemīlējies draņķis.
Viņš ir Dižens, pārējie ir gruži zem viņa kājām. Vadoties no šā aspekta tad arī nāk viņa visas neķītrības.
Atrunas: “Man tā sagribējās”- kā maksimums.
JAUNAVA- Ļaunatminīgs draņķis.
Kaut kur kaut kad jūs pārgājāt tai ceļu ( vai vienkārši ne visai veiksmīgi izteicāties par to)- SAŅEMIET.
Visus šos gadus viņa vienkārši gaidīja izdevīgu brīdi.
Atrunas: Vai nu pilnīga nesaprašana- “ES?! Kā tu vispār iedomājies kaut ko tādu! “, vai nu triumfējošais “A tu atceries…”
SVARI- Bailīgs draņķis.
Vispār, draņķu reitingā –1 vieta. Nekrietna, netikumīga radība. Te
sameloja,tur aprunāja, kaut kur nodeva- tāds dzīves veids. Un viss no
lielām bailēm.
Atrunas: nekādu. Piecūkoja un noslēpās.
SKORPIONS- Principiāls draņķis.
Principi var būt dažādi, ne jau viņos ir būtība.Vadoties no viņa
vareniem un grūti sagremojamiem pasaules uzskatiem, jūs pārkāpāt kaut
kādu Aizliegumu un jūs ir jāsoda. Sevi viņš uzskata par Patiesības un
Taisnīguma ieroci( ar lielo burtu, jā).
Atrunas: nekādu. Un augstprātīgi uzrauts zods.
STRĒLNIEKS- Skandalozais draņķis.
Sīks huligāns, tramvaja nekauņa, tirgus bāba. Saņem apmierinājumu no konfliktiem kā tādiem.
Atrunas: bezjēdzīgs teksts, krietni papildināts ar lamu vārdiem-paaugstinātos toņos.
MEŽĀZIS- Aprobežotais draņķis.
VĒRŠA vienaldzīgums+LAUVAS egoisms+viņa personīgā, neatkārtojamā aprobežotība. Un vēl alkatība-kā piedeva.
Atrunas: “Tā iznāca”.
ŪDENSVĪRS- Ciniskais draņķis.
Goda – otrā vieta. Izdarīs nekrietnību tikai tādēļ , lai pasmietos par
jūsu ciešanām. Viņam ir iedzimts sirds aukstums-viņam vienkārši nav
sirds.
Atrunas : “HA-HA”.
ZIVIS- Vienaldzīgais draņķis.
Dzirdot kliedzienu “Palīgā!”, aizcērt kaplodziņu un ciešāk ietinas
biezā pledā. Viņš neatnāks pie jums uz slimnīcu , kur jūs pavadat uz
špricēm un injekcijām savas pēdējās stundiņas. Un tā tālāk tādā garā.
Atrunas: “Katrs pats par sevi, atvaino!”
Replies (48)
aspectintime
| 10.10.2009. - 12:17:33
STRĒLNIEKS- Skandalozais draņķis.
Sīks huligāns, tramvaja nekauņa, tirgus bāba. Saņem apmierinājumu no konfliktiem kā tādiem.
Atrunas: bezjēdzīgs teksts, krietni papildināts ar lamu vārdiem-paaugstinātos toņos.
arpraac cik es nejauks 
STRĒLNIEKS- Skandalozais draņķis.
Sīks huligāns, tramvaja nekauņa, tirgus bāba. Saņem apmierinājumu no konfliktiem kā tādiem.
Atrunas: bezjēdzīgs teksts, krietni papildināts ar lamu vārdiem-paaugstinātos toņos.
arpraac cik es nejauks
keda-alien
| 11.10.2009. - 04:14:53
ARIES
You tend to be headstrong and deliberate in your actions. Basically you don’t give a fuck about anyone. Most people hate you but you couldn’t care less. You’re the type of person who would masturbate at a wedding
TAURUS
Warm and caring are your most endearing characteristics. You get on well with most people because you’re bisexual. You hardly ever wear underwear and you constantly smell of piss.
GEMINI
Your star sign denotes an air of duality in your character. Simply, you’re a neurotic schizophrenic. A real fucking weirdo, the type of person who’d kill them self to win a bet.
CANCER
You have a businesslike attitude to life and a knack for making money. You’re an unscrupulous bastard who would sell relative’s limbs to buy a mobile phone. You are likely to be murdered.
LEO
The adventurous type, always looking for thrills and willing to try anything. In other words, stupid. You have the IQ of a garden snail and will never amount to anything. Most Leos are living on the welfare.
VIRGO
You like the good things in life and you know how to enjoy them. But you’re prone to bullshitting and you’re a cheap bastard. Virgo men are usually queers and the majority of Virgo women are whores.
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LIBRA
You are the forgiving type and you don’t bear grudges. This makes you an asshole. For your entire life people will make a complete prick out of you. Nobody will go to your funeral.
SCORPIO
You are sharp, a quick thinker and good at puzzles. However these are your only good traits. You screw small animals and love picking your nose. You should become a stunt performer with no helmet.
SAGITTARIUS
You are the romantic mushy type, soft-hearted and a lover of the arts. You are likely to import Dutch pornography and sex toys. Men even willing to rent Sleepless In Seattle to increase your odds for a romp in the sack.
CAPRICORN
You are deep and personal in your thoughts, the quiet type. A mean self-centered cunt and a closet homosexual. Your best friend is probably an altar boy.
AQUARIUS
You are the academic type and will probably end up working in the legal system. This means you are an absolute pervert, at the least a transvestite. Your ideal sexual partner is a Labrador puppy wearing fishnet tights.
PISCES
You are the eternal optimist, seeing the best of any situation. You have no grasp of reality and live in a dream world. Most people consider you to be the greatest living moron. You will continually fail. You’re a prick.
ARIES
You tend to be headstrong and deliberate in your actions. Basically you don’t give a fuck about anyone. Most people hate you but you couldn’t care less. You’re the type of person who would masturbate at a wedding
TAURUS
Warm and caring are your most endearing characteristics. You get on well with most people because you’re bisexual. You hardly ever wear underwear and you constantly smell of piss.
GEMINI
Your star sign denotes an air of duality in your character. Simply, you’re a neurotic schizophrenic. A real fucking weirdo, the type of person who’d kill them self to win a bet.
CANCER
You have a businesslike attitude to life and a knack for making money. You’re an unscrupulous bastard who would sell relative’s limbs to buy a mobile phone. You are likely to be murdered.
LEO
The adventurous type, always looking for thrills and willing to try anything. In other words, stupid. You have the IQ of a garden snail and will never amount to anything. Most Leos are living on the welfare.
VIRGO
You like the good things in life and you know how to enjoy them. But you’re prone to bullshitting and you’re a cheap bastard. Virgo men are usually queers and the majority of Virgo women are whores.
Special Promotions and Offers
LIBRA
You are the forgiving type and you don’t bear grudges. This makes you an asshole. For your entire life people will make a complete prick out of you. Nobody will go to your funeral.
SCORPIO
You are sharp, a quick thinker and good at puzzles. However these are your only good traits. You screw small animals and love picking your nose. You should become a stunt performer with no helmet.
SAGITTARIUS
You are the romantic mushy type, soft-hearted and a lover of the arts. You are likely to import Dutch pornography and sex toys. Men even willing to rent Sleepless In Seattle to increase your odds for a romp in the sack.
CAPRICORN
You are deep and personal in your thoughts, the quiet type. A mean self-centered cunt and a closet homosexual. Your best friend is probably an altar boy.
AQUARIUS
You are the academic type and will probably end up working in the legal system. This means you are an absolute pervert, at the least a transvestite. Your ideal sexual partner is a Labrador puppy wearing fishnet tights.
PISCES
You are the eternal optimist, seeing the best of any situation. You have no grasp of reality and live in a dream world. Most people consider you to be the greatest living moron. You will continually fail. You’re a prick.
aspectintime
| 11.10.2009. - 20:24:17
abbateicis mmm tu kludijies stromata man atsutija ritdienas horoskopu
un par dranjkiem tur nebija ne runas
mm tikai par statisko elektribu
paldies
he he he
taa kaa shoreiz paliec vien pie sava dranjkjoskopa
abbateicis mmm tu kludijies stromata man atsutija ritdienas horoskopu
un par dranjkiem tur nebija ne runas
mm tikai par statisko elektribu
paldies he he he
taa kaa shoreiz paliec vien pie sava dranjkjoskopa
pie taa, ka te dranjkju netruukst
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